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Banana Slug Mask

Banana Slug Mask

Finding a slug in your garden is usually a bad thing, but what if you are the slug? This realistic Banana Slug Mask makes you look just like a giant yellow, slimy slug. Imagine sneaking up on a gardener or eating lettuce leaves at the supermarket while...

30.00

Banana Slug Ornament

Banana Slug Ornament

This Banana Slug Ornament is glamorous and glittery. If you crossed a slug with Liberace, this is what youd get. Despite their delicious sounding name, licking a banana slug does not taste like bananas. This glass ornament captures their true banana quality,...

15.00

Bigfoot Soap

Bigfoot Soap

Bigfoot Soap is the perfect thing to clean up with after a long day of searching for Bigfoot. As you wander the forests and have near run-ins with Bigfoot, youll figure out quickly that hes stinky. Its pretty ironic that he has his own soap brand, but...

8.00

Bigfoot Socks

Bigfoot Socks

You should wear Bigfoot Socks to go Bigfoot hunting. But, theyre just as appropriate for a trip to the mall or dropping the kids off at school. Bigfoot is so popular, were sure these are going to be bestsellers.

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Bigfoot Strange Pin

Bigfoot Strange Pin

The cryptozoological marvel of the Pacific Northwest is not only hard to find, he looks awesome in his scarf. Whether you call him Sasquatch, Yeti or Bigfoot, youll want this enamel pin. Perfect for putting on your best pantsuit, beekeepers jumper or...

8.00

Bravery Bandages

Bravery Bandages

Everyone recognizes bravery when its risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Remember that time you got a tiny paper cut and didnt cry? We think you deserve a tiny medal. Each of these...

7.00

Cat Bowtie

Cat Bowtie

Is your cat dapper and sophisticated? (You know, using designer clothes to sharpen claws and only eating wet food.) Well this Cat Bowtie lets the world know theyre dealing with one classy kitty.

7.00

Cat Head Squirrel Feeder

Cat Head Squirrel Feeder

Do your cats like watching squirrels out the window? Well, this vinyl Cat Head Squirrel Feeder will drive them nuts. Makes any squirrel who eats from it look like it has the head of a gray kitty.

20.00

Cowboy Air Freshener

Cowboy Air Freshener

After a hard day of protecting a herd from rustlers, a cowboy might not smell his best. The cactus scent of this 4-1/4 tall heavy cardstock air freshener will make the drive back to the homestead way more pleasant. String for hanging included. For correct...

3.50

Cowgirl Notebooks Set Of 3

Cowgirl Notebooks Set Of 3

With so much time on the trail for cogitating, cowgirls have deep thoughts that need to be recorded.

7.50

Cowgirl Pillow Cover

Cowgirl Pillow Cover

Every cowgirl needs a comfortable place to park her keister after a day of riding the range.

15.00

Crazy Cat Lady Mints

Crazy Cat Lady Mints

Cats dont care about your breath, but other people do. On those rare occasions when you care more about people than cats, use these mints to cover up your tuna breath.

5.00

Deluxe Rubber Chicken

Deluxe Rubber Chicken

This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else, this is the world's finest version! The amount of care and thought that goes into Archie McPhee's Rubber Chicken guarantees that it's funnier than any other brand. This Deluxe...

10.00

Emergency Bigfoot

Emergency Bigfoot

Archie McPhee allegedly got the actual Bigfoot to make the sounds for their Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. There were many long nights in tents with complicated recording equipment. At one point they even coated the microphone with peanut butter to get...

10.00

Emergency Cat

Emergency Cat

It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one step closer to a universal cat translator. This 3-1/2" electronic Emergency Cat noisemaker includes four soundsmew, meow, catfight and purr. Press...

10.00

Emergency Horse

Emergency Horse

You're wearing your Horse Mask in public and generally creeping people out. It's all going well until someone asks you to whinny and neigh. That's when your pathetic attempts at horse sounds make everyone around you point and laugh. You've gone from hero...

10.00